He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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