in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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