yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
only if we run a train.
done.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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