yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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