Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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