we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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