google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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