Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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