just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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