So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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