I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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