the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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