Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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