It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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