He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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