Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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