? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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