My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I cockslap morals
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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