It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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