Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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