Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Randomize
