Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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