i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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