We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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