She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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