he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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