kristin has been a bad kristin
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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