What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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