His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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