Dual....:-)
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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