Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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