Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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