What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
