Well apparently he's into motor boating.
he thought i was a dude.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Randomize
