If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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