capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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