are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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