He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I currently don't understand fingers.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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