Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
