whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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