It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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