No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
my liver is dry heaving
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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