Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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