are you still at the devil's house?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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