i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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