Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
