I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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