There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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