i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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