I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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