I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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