What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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