when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
